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by megs
Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:15 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Really bad jokes
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Re: Really bad jokes

This post in the Walmart check-out thread reminded me of a bad joke.
Keith B wrote:Maybe her former job was at the carnival as an age and weight guesser. :mrgreen:
My roommate went on a blind date and he took her to the carnival.

After they rode a few rides, he asked what she wanted to do next. She said, "I want to get weighed." He took her to the age and weight guessing booth and my roommate is petite but strong, so the carnie guessed too low and she won a cute prize.

They played some games on the midway, then he asked what she wanted to do next. She said, "I want to get weighed." They went back to the booth but the carnie remembered her weight so they didn't win anything this time.

They had some funnel cake and then he asked what she wanted to do next. She said, "I want to get weighed." Instead, he took her home and dropped her off early.

When she came in the door, I asked how her date went. She said, "Wousy."

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