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I was at a dinner with friends. We were at a restaurant, with several people within earshot at our end of the long table. One friend had just taken the class, and was excited to talk about it. He then asked if I had a CHL. We were at a restaurant, with several people within earshot. I just smiled and told him quietly, "If I did, I wouldn't tell you. And if I didn't, I probably wouldn't tell you that, either."
That was the best I could come up with on short notice.