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by MechAg94
Tue Dec 16, 2014 2:51 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: 9 reasons why Texas is the worst state in the union
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Re: 9 reasons why Texas is the worst state in the union

Cedar Park Dad wrote:I was going to mention the heat occasionally disturbed by hurricanes, and the scorpions, and the tarantulas, and the black widow spiders, and the brown recluses, and the water moccassins, and the rattlesnakes, and the mosquitoes, and the drought, and the Californians. This is balanced by cute alligators who just want to be loved, and of course quality Tex Mex. :txflag:

With apologies to Frank Herbert:
"God created Texas to train the Faithful!"
I just heard "Tex Mex". What was all that other stuff you said? (I ate too much chips and salsa at lunch)

Also, we are not in the Frozen Wastelands of the North.

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