You are clearly missing two of the other known clues, a shaved head and Oakley sunglasses.mctowalot wrote:A secret handshake would be cool!
You know, over the years I've seen a lot of "plain clothes" LEOs and the first thing I noticed was their weapon, then their badge. I see the badge and I figure they are a cop. But honestly, in order to read the text on that badge I'd have to get relatively close to the person and get my eyes level with their belt line, and I'm not keen on invading someone's personal space like that.
The text on the badge could have read "Micky Mouse Bail Enforcement" and I would never know.
Jason