As for the couch situation, my shirt was actually long and loose. I think the problem was that my holster worked its way towards the small of my back in an awkward position (at least for me). Put that together with the fact that I was sitting on a couch for 30 min and something was bound to snag. I think my lesson learned form that experience was to make sure im "presentable" before I get up, not after the fact.
And as for my touchy friend....I have always had questions about him
But seriously though...Im on the worship team at my church and after service its a race to pack up the gear, grab the kiddos, and get home before they start getting to cranky. So my level of alertness tends to go down. And the first time he touched me (ok, now that just sounds bad!) I was running off to pack up some gear and he just kinda reached out to grab my attention. I think every time after that he just started doing it to confirm his suspicion. He had never done it before. I guess I'll see if he continues doing it. And if he does, I might just have to give him one of those fist bumps...to the face. And tell him only my wife is allowed to touch my love handles
). So I just left it at that. Well last night we were sitting on his couch and I had to get up to go check on the kids. Well my shirt had ridden up while on the couch so I had to pull it back down as I made my way to the stairs. When I got home I told my DW that I think I flashed everyone when we were there but I didnt think he noticed. She said, "Yeah, and it took you a while to pull your shirt down too!" DW said that she doesnt think he noticed but that his wife shot the classic eye brows up, chin down, look like I just saw a ghost look. 