Grayling813 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:34 pm At some point this guy may say, "I'd give my left...wait I shot that off."
When this thread started I had no idea the level of humor we could all get from some guy shooting off his man parts.
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Grayling813 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:34 pm At some point this guy may say, "I'd give my left...wait I shot that off."
Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee or my keyboard would be done for.The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:40 pmI’m down to mango. I was at cantaloupe.03Lightningrocks wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:38 pmGOOD GOLLY MAN! You are killing me over here. That was a perfect description. I was literally moaning out loud from it. You had mango? Hmmm I was more like grapefruit. The Texas ruby reds of coarse.The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:33 pmToday, the swelling on the affected side is down by about 1/2 of what it was. Picture a mango. But it doesn’t affect only the organ itself. The swelling and weight put a strain on the ligaments and muscles that suspend the testes, and also impinging upon the blood supply. You feel additional pain in your lower abdominal muscles and in the small of your back as the inflammation spreads up those tissues. Untreated, there’s a risk of necrosis. It’s awful.flechero wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:46 pmIt sounds pretty awful... i winced just reading about it.03Lightningrocks wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:27 pmIf you ever have it, you will feel pain when you hear anyone has it. It can be pretty severe.flechero wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:13 pmBut- recent advancements in 9mm bullet technology!The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:53 pm The primary decision is caliber. I'm considering something beginning with "4".
I had to look up epididymitis and now my joke doesn't seem as funny. I hope you heal up quickly!!
GOOD GOLLY MAN! You are killing me over here. That was a perfect description. I was literally moaning out loud from it. You had mango? Hmmm I was more like grapefruit. The Texas ruby reds of coarse.The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:33 pmToday, the swelling on the affected side is down by about 1/2 of what it was. Picture a mango. But it doesn’t affect only the organ itself. The swelling and weight put a strain on the ligaments and muscles that suspend the testes, and also impinging upon the blood supply. You feel additional pain in your lower abdominal muscles and in the small of your back as the inflammation spreads up those tissues. Untreated, there’s a risk of necrosis. It’s awful.flechero wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:46 pmIt sounds pretty awful... i winced just reading about it.03Lightningrocks wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:27 pmIf you ever have it, you will feel pain when you hear anyone has it. It can be pretty severe.flechero wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:13 pmBut- recent advancements in 9mm bullet technology!The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:53 pm The primary decision is caliber. I'm considering something beginning with "4".
I had to look up epididymitis and now my joke doesn't seem as funny. I hope you heal up quickly!!
If you ever have it, you will feel pain when you hear anyone has it. It can be pretty severe.flechero wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:13 pmBut- recent advancements in 9mm bullet technology!The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:53 pm The primary decision is caliber. I'm considering something beginning with "4".
I had to look up epididymitis and now my joke doesn't seem as funny. I hope you heal up quickly!!
I hope it gets better soon.The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:22 pmThis is number 2 for me too. Well....#3, but that time I got right on top of it with antibiotics before it progressed too far. Bit this is the worst one so far. It started on Friday.Pawpaw wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:06 pmYou have my complete sympathy. I've had that twice in my life and I totally agree with your assessment. There is no getting comfortable.The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:53 pm I'm currently dealing with a severe case of epididymitis. I've considered shooting off the offending organ. It couldn't hurt any more than leaving it on, and it would be over faster. The primary decision is caliber. I'm considering something beginning with "4".I almost wish it was over.03Lightningrocks wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:33 pm That happened to me two years ago. It was unbelievable pain. I actually did not know what was going on and went to hospital. They could not do a lot. They may have given me some meds. I was sure my life was over.
Anyway, there are worse things than getting shot in the nuts.
That happened to me two years ago. It was unbelievable pain. I actually did not know what was going on and went to hospital. They could not do a lot. They may have given me some meds. I was sure my life was over.Pawpaw wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:06 pmYou have my complete sympathy. I've had that twice in my life and I totally agree with your assessment. There is no getting comfortable.The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:53 pm I'm currently dealing with a severe case of epididymitis. I've considered shooting off the offending organ. It couldn't hurt any more than leaving it on, and it would be over faster. The primary decision is caliber. I'm considering something beginning with "4".
I would bet everything he pulled the trigger as he went for his firearm. It is what makes the gun go bang.crazy2medic wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:47 am I can't shake the image of finger on the bang switch, holster presses on finger, finger presses on bang switch and BANG and a testicle along with a casing hit the ground!