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by Oldgringo
Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:23 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: Subway robbed by teens as a prank
Replies: 31
Views: 3144

Re: Subway robbed by teens as a prank

surprise_i'm_armed wrote:For all us non-Brits, here's one of http://www.urbandictionary.com's" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; defnintions of a PLONKER:


plonker
the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.


SIA
Plonkers are not to be confused with wankers although they do share similar traits.
by Oldgringo
Thu May 17, 2012 10:40 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: Subway robbed by teens as a prank
Replies: 31
Views: 3144

Re: Subway robbed by teens as a prank

DubiousDan wrote:
Oldgringo wrote:Since the actors were underage, their parents should be charged with child neglect, fined and made to attend mandatory classes on parenting until such time as their 'lil darlins' reached legal age.
It would be a case of closing the barn door after the horse has left - or how ever that old saying goes.

It would be a shame to see some teen shot because of some stupid prank, but Darwin will out and I couldn't blame the shooter in a case like that.
1. You reckon other tailless, biped breeders might get the message and decide to be parents?

2. Stupid is, and pays, as stupid does. It's back to the upbringing.

3. I'm weary of excuses...
by Oldgringo
Thu May 17, 2012 6:41 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: Subway robbed by teens as a prank
Replies: 31
Views: 3144

Re: Subway robbed by teens as a prank

Since the actors were underage, their parents should be charged with child neglect, fined and made to attend mandatory classes on parenting until such time as their 'lil darlins' reached legal age.

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