You city folk have all of the fun. It was predicted by "some" that if we voted "wet" last May, these sort of things would happen here in our little Pineywoods hamlet. Well, the "wets" won and life is still without the excitement that you guys have. Why there haven't even been any of the good wrecks or that other beat-up stuff that was supposed to happen due to the "demon" being out in the open on the shelves of our one grocery store.
I'm studyin' movin' to the city where I can use my CCW.
