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by jmorris
Mon Jul 22, 2019 11:13 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Just a matter of perspective
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Just a matter of perspective

...LOCATION...LOCATION

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

BUT......

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit.

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Wyoming or Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, and Minnesota he would be called "a deer huntin' buddy."

In Hawaii, New York, Illinois, and New Jersey he would be called a terrorist

AND OF COURSE

In Texas, he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on Ammo."

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