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Captain Matt wrote:Zombies? I'm going to need a bigger boat.

How to Kill A Zombie:

10. Throw records
Doesn't really kill zombies, but it's one way to clean up a bad record collection.

9. Chainsaw
The chainsaw can cut through even the thickest skull and will destroy a brain in seconds.

8. Toaster
When swung by the cord, one can get incredible velocity; it also makes toast.

7. Hammer
Another popular tool. Good for the strong and weak alike, and perfect for the novice zombie killer.

6. Fire poker
Heavy, well sized, and very versatile, serving the stab-happy and blunt-crazy zombie killer alike.

5. Pump-action shotgun
Most movie characters are terrible with the shotgun, but it'll always be a popular choice.

4. The Old Door Trick
When zombies try to come in, slam the door on its head.

3. Rocket Launcher
Legend has it a U.S. college student wrote an essay called, "The Best Way to Kill a Zombie is with a Rocket Launcher." Who could argue with that?

2. "The View"
To kill a zombie, you must destroy its brain, and what better way to do that than listening to Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg?

1. Motorcycle
A must in any zombie invasion.

RECIT wrote:

boomerang wrote:Even 22 ammo is expensive now so I went to HEB and bought a few pounds of salt.

Zombies are not slugs! Taken the head off is the ONLY way. I think a .22 would not do enough damage to stop the staggering threat. Yes it would bounce around but is that little pebble of a bullet really going to be enough to sever the head of an undead? I think not. I think a well placed 9mm or .380 might, but a .22 is a slim chance in my eyes. Bring on the black rifles and shot guns. You don't want it kinda stopped when all it takes is a transfer of bodily fluid and BAM!!! your infected. You want that thing DOWN. That or sit on a roof with a long range set up and some cases of ammo. But you start fairing something like that and you will get all of their attention. You need an acid moat or a bunch of wood chippers around your strong hold to keep them off the structure itself. They are not intelligent, just strength ins numbers. So find a way of neutralizing them in numbers. Think smarter not harder.

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