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Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A 12-gauge, what do you think?

From Blackhawk Down.....



Steele: Sergeant, what's the meaning of this?
[Thinking he's talking about the unauthorized pig picking]

"Hoot": Just a little aerial target practice, sir. Didn't want to leave 'em behind.

Steele: I'm talking about your weapon, soldier. Now Delta or no-Delta, that's still a hot weapon. Your safety should be on at all times.

"Hoot": This is my safety, sir.
[He holds up his index finger and bends motions as if squeezing a trigger and then walks off]

Russell wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:

MoJo wrote:From the classic WWII movie "Battleground" the 101st Airborne is surrounded at Bastgone and everybody is going on the line.

1st GI, "This is the US rifle caliber .30 M1, it is a semi-automatic, gas operated, clip fed, air cooled . . . "

2nd GI, "Don't try to sell it to me just show me how to load it!"

How about in Band of Brothers, as the 101st is marching into Bastogne and the weary 4th ID troops are retreating. Colonel Dick Winters is standing watching his troopers march in, and a dispirited 4th ID guy tells him they should be fleeing too, or they'll be surrounded. Winters replies, "We're Airborne, son. We're supposed to fight surrounded."

I absolutely love that series. I've watched it 3 or 4 times now, all the way through.

imo, best war series ever made

Best ever. I never get tired of seeing that movie.