Your honor,
The police have no authority to enforce laws on or from private property.
I think that the radio waves from his radar gun bouncing back from my truck constitute self-incriminating evidence as well as a warrantless search. As my rights were not read to me first, I was not warned.
Also, my religious beliefs allow and encourage speeding. John 13:37 includes the words of Christ himself: "What thou doest, do quickly."
This ticket should be dismissed, sir.
