If it is close to the date when you first got your plastic (I know how hard it might be to remember back when that was but try. It was some time after you had helped hunt the mammoths and sabre tooth tigers into extinction.
) you could do an "Anniversary Wally Walk" with all the bells and whistles and a full photo documentation to show all the young johnny come latelys how it is done.I know you hold WallyWorld in real low regard but do it for the children...
If you're afraid I, and practically every other member here I believe, would be willing to come up and give you backup. Why we might just want to make it an annual forum gathering....