I've heard a little different version of that quote, that always makes me chuckle, not chortle, but chuckle:Oldgringo wrote:A long time ago, newspaper editor Horace Greeley is said to have told a a young cub reporter, "...when a dog bites a man, that is not news. When a man bites a dog, that is news".
"When a dog bites a man, that's that....When a man bites a dog, that's too much whiskey!"
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