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by The Annoyed Man
Sun Apr 12, 2020 5:48 pm
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Topic: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home
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Re: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home

Mel wrote: Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:40 pm Of course you are familiar with the Lucas headlight switch. It has 3 positions; Flicker, Dim and Off.
In the motorcycling world, he was known as Lucas, Prince of Darkness. :lol:
by The Annoyed Man
Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:08 am
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Topic: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home
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Re: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home

There was an Aggie walking down the sidewalk with a pig under his arm, and this other old boy comes up and says, "Hey, where’d you get that?"

The pig answered, "I won him in a raffle."

Then there was the Aggie joke about Hewgee Pippalinee, but it’s not repeatable on these pages....
by The Annoyed Man
Sun Apr 12, 2020 10:59 am
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Topic: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home
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Re: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home

Mel wrote: Sat Apr 11, 2020 8:00 am No Texan joke column would be complete without "Aggie Jokes". And, Yes, I'm an Aggie!
Two Aggies went to Dallas to see the Adult movies they had been hearing about. When they got there, there was a big sign that said, "Under 18 not admitted." So they had to return home to get 16 friends.
In the 1970s, they didn’t need to go to Dallas....they went to the Campus Theater at Boyett and University Drive as I recall, where they showed adult movies on either Friday or Saturday nights (I don’t remember which) .... or [ahem!] so I’ve heard..... :mrgreen:

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