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by The Annoyed Man
Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:24 pm
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Re: 80% Nukes

Bitter Clinger wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:04 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:38 am
Bitter Clinger wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:55 pm For that price I expect to see the shaped detonator charge included! :mad5
Hold on for a minute..... do you REALLY want the BATFE involved in this project? I’m pretty sure that would instantly reclassify your atomic bomb as a "destructive device". The safest bet is to form the penetrators from some giant freeze plugs from a Wärtsilä RT-flex96C, using a forming die from some online provider like SDT Tactical, and a small, cheap hydraulic press from Harbor Freight. And you’ll have to make the actual explosive compound from some common kitchen and house-cleaning chemicals. So you’ll maybe need a copy of The Anarchist's Cookbook.
:coolgleamA:

Ummm...do I need a Form 1 if I build my own nucklear device?

Really? Seems unConstitutional... :confused5
Seems like it would be one of these forms: https://www.atf.gov/explosives/explosiv ... get_id=196
by The Annoyed Man
Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:13 am
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Re: 80% Nukes

bblhd672 wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:11 am A Barrett M82A1, scope, ammo and necessary accessories cost much less.
Yeah, but it doesn’t have the same kill radius, and it won’t turn the streets to glass.
by The Annoyed Man
Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:45 am
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oljames3 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:23 pm Does this come with complimentary dosimeters for the whole family? The dosimeters I have left over from monitoring the fallout from Chernobyl during the Cold War still glow in the dark, so I will need new ones.
I’m sure it doesn’t, not at that low of a price of only $99,999,999.76. However, they are available on Amazon.com for only $18 each, which is nothing compared to the price of the nuke.....which remember, isn’t really a nuke until you complete it.
by The Annoyed Man
Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:38 am
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Re: 80% Nukes

Bitter Clinger wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:55 pm For that price I expect to see the shaped detonator charge included! :mad5
Hold on for a minute..... do you REALLY want the BATFE involved in this project? I’m pretty sure that would instantly reclassify your atomic bomb as a "destructive device". The safest bet is to form the penetrators from some giant freeze plugs from a Wärtsilä RT-flex96C, using a forming die from some online provider like SDT Tactical, and a small, cheap hydraulic press from Harbor Freight. And you’ll have to make the actual explosive compound from some common kitchen and house-cleaning chemicals. So you’ll maybe need a copy of The Anarchist's Cookbook.
:coolgleamA:
by The Annoyed Man
Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:53 am
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ScottDLS wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:02 am And I want “dial a yield” up to 30 megatons.
I don’t think it will yield 30 Megatons, but the description does seem to include dial-a-yield:
Every order will include:

.........

Preinstalled electronic control circuitry for control of Yield, Arming, Fuse, and Gas reservoir.
by The Annoyed Man
Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:53 pm
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