Skiprr wrote:ScottDLS wrote:NBC, MSNBC, Huffington Post, CNN, New York Times, Washington Post, anything by Michael Moore...
Scott left out his most trusted source for critical, unbiased reporting of hard news:
The Onion.
Correct.......... and don't forget the
Babylon Bee. As a musician, this recent story has kept me entertained.....repeatedly:
Church Service Canceled After Guitar Cable Identifies As Female
According to worship leader Vince “Capo” Becerril, he attempted to plug the cable into the female connection on his Gibson Les Paul Custom guitar, but was informed by the high-end quarter-inch guitar cable that it was “really a female” and was henceforth demanding to be utilized as such, otherwise it would not participate in further services.
When Becerril attempted to argue with the cable, pointing out that it that it was clearly the male counterpart to the female connection and reminding the piece of musical equipment that service was starting just a few minutes, he was called a “bigot” and informed that he was on the wrong side of history.