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Texas Dan Mosby wrote:

knotquiteawake wrote:

Texas Dan Mosby wrote:Babies, like firearms, must be handled with safety in mind. However, unlike firearms, they can never be truly "unloaded", and, when you least expect it, are capable of violently discharging their contents from BOTH ends .
Be careful out there.

So what you're saying is a baby is always loaded and don't point it at anything you want to keep clean?

Absolutely.

ALWAYS keep the baby pointed in a safe direction, and treat the baby as if it is loaded at all times....because it IS!

Be careful not to jostle, tickle, or rapidly move the baby, as they have no safety, and this can lead to unintended discharges.

Make sure you use the right load for your baby, as some loads can develop unsafe pressures resulting in extremely powerful discharges, or can lead to the dreaded multi-discharge, as opposed to the single shot discharge. Chilli is not an appropriate load for your baby.

Never point a baby at anyone, unless you are willing to use it. Laundry fee's are no joke, so it's best to avoid the situation from the get go. Should you find yourself needing to contact a dry cleaner, it is best to find one with experience dealing with this issue as opposed to the first dry cleaner you see.

Good luck!

The Annoyed Man wrote:My wife helps take care of the little ones at our church, where such events are known as "Creationland Blowouts."