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by The Annoyed Man
Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:39 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: Pregnant woman with shotgun thwarts burglars.
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Re: Pregnant woman with shotgun thwarts burglars.

Hades hath no fury....and all that. When my wife was in labor with our son, she kind of got off track with her Lamaz breathing toward the end there. I got down and got eye level with her and said, "Breath, baby, BREATH! That's when she gave me THE LOOK.

I've been afraid of her ever since, and with good reason. There aren't enough garlic bulbs and crucifixes in the world to defend against that look. I put my hands up and stepped away from the bed and shut my pie-hole.

God help the fool who tries to rob my wife. She says she'll kick 'em in the nuts just for good measure. I believe her.

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