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Back in my ER days, we once treated a guy who shot himself in the butt when his .25 caliber pistol fell out of his back pocket and discharged when it hit floor.... ....straight up into his buttock.

There were so many witnesses and he felt so stupid about the whole thing that he didn't even try to make up a big lie about how it happened. Most disappointing. The lies you usually hear in a situation like this are most entertaining.