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by The Annoyed Man
Mon Aug 16, 2021 7:12 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Finally Escaping California
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Re: Finally Escaping California

ajwakeboarder wrote: Mon Aug 16, 2021 5:01 pm Good afternoon all. I have been living in California the last 4 years, 4 months, 19 days, 16 hours, and 35ish minutes. I am excited to announce that I will be departing this...interesting place in about 2 weeks time. I am finally coming home to Texas. I can't begin to express my elation.
Assuming you’re driving back, I want you to do the following things:
  1. Have your carry pistol of choice already accessible, cased up, in the trunk of your car.
  2. Have magazines and ammo for that gun boxed up in the trunk.
  3. Have your preferred holster for that gun in your center console or glove box.
  4. THE VERY MINUTE you cross the Colorado river into Arizona, pull over at the first available rest stop.
  5. Put that holster on your belt. Get the gun and loaded magazines out of the trunk, and get strapped.
  6. Take a BIG breath of the air of liberty and savor the moment.
  7. Then carry on and get on home.
That has been my ritual every time I’ve returned from having had to go back to the police state for family reasons.

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