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Yesterday morning, being Valentine's Days and all, I'd spent the big bucks at convenience store to pick up The Wife an "extra large, extra dark chocolate" Hershey's bar as a little surprise. I had the dog (German Shorthair - spoiled rotten house dog) with me at the time and did not want her getting into the candy bar while I was in and out of the truck at various places, so I placed it in the little gap between the bed of truck and tool box, figuring the real cold weather would keep it hard.

One of those various places I stopped around 1:30 was Golden Corrall. And ya remember what I said in the earlier post a few days back about the grackels loving the spilled corn in back of truck? Well, betcha can't guess what at least one of 'em found for Valentine's Day! Brain fart!

Ya are correct about federal protection on the things. Heck, crows are too. They even have a hunting season on crows tho in Oklahoma!

Methinks there's some fine print in the regs to the effect that they can be shot if "depredating or about to depredate" or some such verbiage. One of the Game Wardens was quoted with "Every grackel I ever saw fit that category!"

Sumbuddies I knew back in college days (when a $6 cases of Colorado Cool-Aid, if not all consumed first, would bring $20 per case on South Padre Island) was known to drive waaaaaay back down the beach and feed seagulls "Black Cats". They'd only eat one.

Heck, July 4'th is just a few months away ... And when the grackels are still around, we could have "Feed a grackel a firecracker day". Any bets on how high THAT idea would fly with The Metromesses' City Council's?

Quote: "You ain't been tagged until a Galveston seagull nails you."

Oh yea, I been "tagged". Cell phone tower down at far east end of our range building is a favored roosting place for local turkey vultures. One summer evening we counted 44 of 'em. The ultimate "tag", in my not-so-humble opinion there, is that the absolute nastiest "bird bomb" is that from a buzzard!

"As the crow flies" our range is about 7 miles southwest of the "boomer location" and home is even further, so I doubt we'll hear much of it, if any.

Vista Ridge Mall (in south Lewisville) even has permanant signs posted for patrons to be aware they use "bird bombs". For all the good it does.

I was leaving Golden Corrall a while back and had some spilled deer/hog corn in the back of my pickup - when I arrived anyway. Most of 'em flew off when I approached, but there were a couple still inside that I did not see - until one flew out from around the tool box and tagged me.

The things are kinda like coons: one of 'em gets on a good thing, then here come all their friends. Then the next night, all of their friends!

Coming ... every 30 sceonds this Saturday and Sunday nights. And hopefully the birds don't "go south" as planned. We have plenty in our parts already, thank-you.

http://www.dentonrc.com/sharedcontent/d ... 1e4c8.html

Hitchcock’s birds?

No, it’s just grackles and the city has a goodbye plan

06:45 AM CST on Friday, February 9, 2007
By Donna Fielder / Staff Writer

They perch on the big oak in the Denton Veterinary Center parking lot like a screeching top hat, their cacophony mocking the idea of “chirp.�

They surround the Exxon station, fluttering on every tree like iridescent black leaves in the wind.


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Birds flock to the area of Teasley Lane near Interstate 35E in Denton on Wednesday. The city of Denton plans on shooting off two propane cannons this weekend in an attempt to scare off the birds.
They sit sentinel on signal lights, crowd the sidewalks, and, quite without a hint of modesty or a sign of guilt, drop unwelcome gifts on the grass, the parking lots and the heads of unsuspecting passersby.

They are grackles. And on Teasley Lane near Interstate 35E, they are legion.

“It’s pretty disgusting,� said Chris Tran, who works at the Exxon station. “The trees are just white with the mess, and it’s all over the sidewalks. I’ve had customers offer to come up here with air guns. Anything would be a welcome change.�

And change is in the air. If the city’s plan works to encourage the huge flock of grackles to move on down the road, hopefully south, they’ll be gone by Monday.

But it may cause consternation over the weekend.

The plan involves firing two propane cannons — one on Teasley near I-35E and one just south in a parking lot — from about 4:45 p.m. to 7 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday. The cannons are loud, and they’ll boom every 30 seconds.

“If you drive down Teasley Lane in the evenings, the sky is pretty much black with the birds,� said Denton police spokesman Jim Bryan. “They are roosting in the trees, in the median and all around that area. The cannons are meant to scare the birds so they will not come in to roost for a couple of days and hopefully, find another place to roost. It’s been pretty successful.�


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Officers will shut down the inside lane on Teasley both eastbound and westbound while animal services officers operate the cannons. They chose the weekend, Bryan said, because they didn’t want to disrupt rush-hour traffic.

But the noise may frighten some drivers and homeowners. Or irritate them.

“It is really a cannon,� he said. “It certainly sounds like one.�

The city will use its City Watch telephone notification system, he said. Everyone in the neighborhood will receive an automated telephone call to alert them to the operation.

Grackles are large black birds with a purple metallic cast to their feathers and pale yellow eyes. In the summer, they eat insects but in winter they change their diet to plant food and seeds.

During the day, they forage in huge flocks, flying to their roost just before dusk and leaving as the sun comes up.

“It’s like walking into an Alfred Hitchcock movie,� said Mary Rainey, who works at the Family Pet Clinic on Teasley Lane. “They’re loud. And they cover everything with their droppings. The trees are frosted white, but it’s not snow.�

Dan Neal is a Farmers Insurance agent with an office on Teasley. The birds have made a mess, he said.

“It must be a health hazard,� he said.

But David Brockette worries about the cure. In his business, where a wrong move with something sharp makes a lasting impression, sudden loud noises are discouraged. He is a partner in Ace Tattoos on Teasley. Saturday evenings are his shop’s busiest times, he said.

“It will be something we just have to work around,� he said. “But we will be happy to get rid of the birds, too.�

Bobbie Platt works at the Denton Veterinary Center, up the service road a few yards from Teasley. The big oak in the parking lot is a favorite destination for the hundreds of grackles who fly in every evening, she said.

“Sometimes, we actually have clients walking their dogs back to the car get a mess on their heads,� she said. “One woman opened up an umbrella for protection. It’s awful. I hope whatever they are doing works.�

DONNA FIELDER can be reached at 940-566-6885. Her e-mail address is dfielder@dentonrc.com .