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by Greybeard
Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:58 pm
Forum: General Gun, Shooting & Equipment Discussion
Topic: Special Special Forces
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Special Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group
call the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis:

1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

Estimates are that the war should be over in about a week.

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