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I know for a fact that a Russian satellite beamed a mind control ray at my head and made me switch my write in for Jeb! to checking the box for Trump. This was done at the direction of an Azerbaijani pop star via DJT Jr. If I had been wearing my tin-foil hat the ray wouldn't have gotten through, but the poll workers made me take it off saying it was "Electioneering" for Gary Johnson.

Collusion, of course. These colluding colluders of collusion need to be stopped! And by the way, did you know that DJT Jr puts Russian Dressing on his salad at Mar-a-Lago? Then he tries to pass it off as ketchup and mayo! High crimes and misdemeanors I tell you!!!! It's time to 'peach!! We gonna 'mpeach!!