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^^ What Steve R said.

Masks only work when you make ‘the other guy’ wear one.There is a secret one way nanotechnology in your cloth neck gaiter that only stops #MuhDroplets on the way out, but won’t protect me from breathing them IN, if I wear one. So you must wear a mask to protect me, even if you already had and recovered from the Kung Flu or are fully vaccinated. This is because #TrumpsFault and also Stormy emoluments of collusive traitorous insurrections.

A mask only works if “the other guy” wears one. This is because of the secret one way nanotechnology in the cloth face diaper that only blocks #MuhDroplets from coming out from the other guy, but doesn’t stop them from coming in if you are wearing one. Now don’t forget because of the 150 year grand tradition of Texas property rights and trespassing and the castle law and stuff...if there is a cartoon of a man wearing a surgical mask, that means that you are guilty of a class A misdemeanor trespass if you don’t cover your mouth and nose with a scrap of cloth in any Target or Walmart nationwide, forever. Unless you are a cop, or a fed, or a paramedic, or a utility worker, or a soldier sailor or marine or coastguardsperson or have a CPR card, cuz Texas REALLY likes private property rights and stuff.