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KBCraig wrote:TXI, Steve, you'll probably both enjoy this one:

http://thelawdogfiles.blogspot.com/2007 ... yself.html

LOL... that's a new one on me. I know a few people that will appreciate that tip.

Other interesting tickets I've seen:
Dude hanging out the window - improper cargo loading
Vehicle with modified Lamborghini-style flip-up doors driving with doors open - Obscured driver-side mirror

boomerang wrote:It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to.

20 lashes with a wet noodle for that sentence and its impersonation of humor.