TexasCHLforum.com

You missed a few stages. There are officially five.

1. Denial
My background is clean. I double checked my paperwork and sent it certified mail. This should be quick.

2. Anger
What's taking so long? This isn't fair! Why is this happening to me? Who is at fault for the delays?

3. Bargaining
I'll do anything to get my license this week. Please, please, please, please, please!

4. Depression
I give up. It's never coming. I don't know why I bothered to apply. It's not even worth carrying in my car.

5. Acceptance
It's going to be OK. It will come when it comes. Hey, I better order a holster so I can actually carry.