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Tote 9 wrote:LT, where was your Kimber during surgery? Under the mattress.

That & first 2 visits back to him were the only 2 times I was not armed.
The time he was so surprised was for the biopsy & My Kel-Tec 3AT was in by back pocket in my jeans on the chair BY the gurney. I was concious the whole time. Only a local.
He is CHL friendly & learning.
Rides a bike a lot & needs one for the rides.

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longtooth wrote:Had a DR. appointment Tuesday & was headed in the building as Dr also started in. We greated & I held the 1st door for him. He got the 2nd door, nodded & as I stepped through he popped me on the left kidney area as we visited & he hit my extra mags.
D. What was that? Was that a gun?
Me. No doc it was not.
D. Well what was it? I think you have a gun.
M. Doc you sure ask a lot of questions about a guys underwear. I am by now wondering where this is going. We are both continuing to walk toward the office.
D. If that was not a gun what was it?
M. My extra magazines.
D. You do have a gun. Short pause My wife has a pistol liscense.
M. Good I will be one to encourage her.
We split up. I register & he enters the Dr. door.
Later in the office for report on last visit.
D. Did you have one last time you were here?
M. Doc you have never seen me unarmed yet. Does that make you nervous now that you know it? I am no different when you know I am armed than when you did not know.
D. Well no I guess not.
Two week ago he took a biopsy of a little place that is going to be removed.
D. Did you have one the day I did your biopsy.
I can barely keep from showing a grin but I managed it.
M. Yes sir. It was not this one but I did have one in my back pocket.
D. I never did a biopsy on anyone with a gun on them.
M. Doc, You mean that you knew had a gun on them. I am sure you have more patients than you think that have CHL. Some of us carry all the time. If you had not patted my mags on the way in you would not know you had done my biopsy while I was armed. I never did tell him the wife was setting in the waiting room w/ another one.
D. Uhhh, right. OK your questions.
All back to normal for the rest of the visit. He did tell me that I am a high mantainance patient. Too many questions. I now have thought of my response to that for my next visit. I pd him $30.00 co pay & I don't know how much he charged my ins. That was for 30 minutes or a little less. I will tell him that he is a high Dollar Dr. & the only reason he thinks I am a a high maint. patient is that I dont come in here like the average sheep just saying, yes doc, anything you say doc. I have Qs when your gonna cut on me. Minor surgery is when you are cutting on me, it don't get to be major until they are cutting on you doc.

My Dr. Appointment today was w/ this DR again.
We were through & I had the door open to leave. He says, OH yea, I almost forgot, you got a gun on today.
Me. Yes sir.
Dr. Where is it?
Me. Have you seen it?
Dr. No. where is it?
M. Under my shirt right side.
Dr. Can I see it?
M. You want to just see where it is or do you want to look at it?
Dr. I want to see it.
I close the door, clear it, show him the empty chamber & he reaches for it.
What kind is it?
Kimber Pro. .45.
How does it work?
Show him how it cycles.
How do you cock it?
You dont. When it is loaded it is cocked & locked. Showed him how the bevertail & thumb safety work.
How hard is it to pull the trigger?
4.5 lb. Go ahead.
Theres not any bullets in it???
No sir All on the seat here. Show clear again.
He pulls the trigger.
Hands it back.
We may have another convert.
Hope I can get him to the range now.

longtooth

Right now I plan to use it for my Aug 12, renewal. Always did want to see if I could shoot a 250 w/ it. Have done it on a few practice runs. Now that the 5 hole is bigger I should. If I don't, well

longtooth

Mine bit me in the web of my hand a few times & the last time it was substantial. I am still wearing the scars. I rounded the points at the back of the slide & it has not happened again.

longtooth

Reysc, thank the Lord that it was the rice cooker & no one was close. Good you did not point it at the floor & get wood & fragments in face & leg. Yes ALL guns are loaded. Sir you want to see a good shot with a pistol??? Get around ElGato. I have not had the privilege to watch yet but want to. His reputation travels many miles North of his homeland.

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Mine is quit accurate. I can hold a 10" circle easy at 15 & a silouette at 25. It is totally reliable. You are right about the not always an intimidation factor though. Even a Raven intimadates me. One of them just might go off the 1st shot before jamming on the 2nd.

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Reysc.

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AS an officer he can do that. Get me busted again & thrown roughly in jail I am sure.

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That .32 Tomcat was my 1st back pocket carry & I still have it. Would really like to find a young CHLer who needs a good back pocket pistol for a good price. I have run it local twice & had several calls but so far refused to sell it to any who looked. Price makes it attractive to too many that did not have satisfactory answers to some Qs. ie:
Do you have a CHL?
Without a CHL what do you want such a small pistol for? It is not a target shooter, snake gun, or even a good home defense gun as small as it is??
Answer: Uhhhh, I just want one. Sorry can't sell it to you.

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That is where the little Kel-Tecs come in so handy. Back pocket & cover w/ a hankie. Does your wife have her CHL? Even before mine started carrying, there were many times it came in handy for her hold it in her purse.

longtooth

Had a DR. appointment Tuesday & was headed in the building as Dr also started in. We greated & I held the 1st door for him. He got the 2nd door, nodded & as I stepped through he popped me on the left kidney area as we visited & he hit my extra mags.

D. What was that? Was that a gun?
Me. No doc it was not.
D. Well what was it? I think you have a gun.
M. Doc you sure ask a lot of questions about a guys underwear. I am by now wondering where this is going. We are both continuing to walk toward the office.
D. If that was not a gun what was it?
M. My extra magazines.
D. You do have a gun. Short pause My wife has a pistol liscense.
M. Good I will be one to encourage her.
We split up. I register & he enters the Dr. door.
Later in the office for report on last visit.
D. Did you have one last time you were here?
M. Doc you have never seen me unarmed yet. Does that make you nervous now that you know it? I am no different when you know I am armed than when you did not know.
D. Well no I guess not.
Two week ago he took a biopsy of a little place that is going to be removed.
D. Did you have one the day I did your biopsy.

I can barely keep from showing a grin but I managed it.
M. Yes sir. It was not this one but I did have one in my back pocket.
D. I never did a biopsy on anyone with a gun on them.
M. Doc, You mean that you knew had a gun on them. I am sure you have more patients than you think that have CHL. Some of us carry all the time. If you had not patted my mags on the way in you would not know you had done my biopsy while I was armed. I never did tell him the wife was setting in the waiting room w/ another one.

D. Uhhh, right. OK your questions.
All back to normal for the rest of the visit. He did tell me that I am a high mantainance patient. Too many questions. I now have thought of my response to that for my next visit. I pd him $30.00 co pay & I don't know how much he charged my ins. That was for 30 minutes or a little less. I will tell him that he is a high Dollar Dr. & the only reason he thinks I am a a high maint. patient is that I dont come in here like the average sheep just saying, yes doc, anything you say doc. I have Qs when your gonna cut on me. Minor surgery is when you are cutting on me, it don't get to be major until they are cutting on you doc.

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