Jackson said police are still trying to determine what is causing the spike in crime in Athens and around the country but just to be safe they recommend women who wish to go jogging by themselves avoid the area within a 2,000-mile radius of the location where millions of people are streaming into the country completely unchecked.
"Again, we refer the public to mainstream media reports reassuring the public that this incident had nothing to do with illegal immigration and that it's mostly the fault of women who think they can just leave their houses without putting themselves in danger. It's definitely not the stream of who-knows-who coming across our southern border."
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But, but... I actually like brussels sprouts! Uncle Brandon would be much farther down my list of least favorite vegetables. I think I'd rank him just under turnips.
- Sat Aug 19, 2023 3:58 pm
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Hey, Uncle Joe is trying to tout Bidenomics while the average family is shelling out over $700 per month more for essentials than before he took office, so the must be Bidenathematics...that's the world where "we lose 93 million Americans to gun violence every day."
Oh my gosh! That means we'll all be dead in 3.6 days!
Also love him pulling out a Shure shotgun microphone. Gotta watch out for those cardioid patterns.
"Ghosts are scary enough without guns."
"This is a magazine... MAGA zine. Need I say more?"
- Thu Dec 15, 2022 5:06 pm
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Meet Kamala Harris's Speechwriter
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- Wed Dec 07, 2022 6:59 am
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Californians Move to Texas, the Finale
Episode 6: "Return to California"
Episode 6: "Return to California"
- Fri Nov 18, 2022 10:18 am
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If Women Had The Same Rights As Guns...
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GMTA. Yep; I really liked that one, too: https://www.texaschlforum.com/viewtopic ... 5#p1323535.
I was talked into shooting an AR-15 once. Only once. I could hardly lift the thing to aim it, it felt like it weighed 80 pounds. Fired one round; I think the magazine clip chamber on that one held over 200 bullets. The recoil was so massive it almost tore my right arm off. That arm still bothers me. And I'll have traumatic PTSD from seeing and shooting that gun for the rest of my life. Although the one I shot didn't have the shoulder thing that goes up. I specifically asked if it did and how to use one...
I was talked into shooting an AR-15 once. Only once. I could hardly lift the thing to aim it, it felt like it weighed 80 pounds. Fired one round; I think the magazine clip chamber on that one held over 200 bullets. The recoil was so massive it almost tore my right arm off. That arm still bothers me. And I'll have traumatic PTSD from seeing and shooting that gun for the rest of my life. Although the one I shot didn't have the shoulder thing that goes up. I specifically asked if it did and how to use one...