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The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2023 1:11 pm I heard it was all Tucker Carlson's fault.

Ya know, thinking more about it, it may have been Tucker who trashed the toilet tank...

Paladin wrote: ↑Fri Jul 21, 2023 1:37 pm

philip964 wrote: ↑Fri Jul 21, 2023 1:28 pm https://dailycaller.com/2023/07/21/rand ... ice-burns/


His local Kentucky Offices caught fire and burned at 1:30 am. Severe damage to the building.

Parents who have spoken at nearby school board meetings in the area are being questioned now by the FBI.

Safe to guess which party the arsonists/terrorists belong to.

Trump did it. He sneaked up to the offices under the cover of darkness, spray-painted "Ultra MAGA" on the doors before dowsing the place with gasoline, and then escaped unseen in a four-seater golf cart. Somebody on TikTok said that they had a friend who said they heard Chuck Schumer's personal assistant say that, so it must be true.

Oh. And the massive heat waves this summer? Also Trump's doing. And all the Sharan dust. And the increased number of shark sightings off the coast in the northeast. Oh. And the cocaine found in the West Wing was Trump's, too.

The tank on our upstairs toilet cracked this week, and I strongly suspect that Trump had a hand in that, also.

Looks like Twitter actually took down Marx's ridiculous tweet. But you wouldn't want to mess with Richard Marx. He's one tough dude. He makes Jocko Willink look like a pushover. He makes Dave Bautista look scrawny. Trained attack dogs won't go anywhere near him. Marx is so fearsome that back in the day we'd have called him a bullet-spitter.


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