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Get an overall waxing before you wear your 'mankini' and you'll be ever so scrumptious...you fashion diva you!

Why not have the courage to come out?

Do any of you who're sincerely interested in being gun fashion conscious wear a man-bun?

Get manicures/pedicures?

Are one of the few men you know who has has a degree in "Women Studies"?

Proud to know how to knit?

Constantly put lotion on your dry elbows and think the temperature wherever you go is set to low and need to wear a sweater even in the Texas summer?

Weeeeellll, my friend, go get that operation you've only dreamed of, hand in your man card and give your gun to your Mother who really understands you...

Metro-sexual gun enthusiasts stand firm.

Don't be gauche.

Yeth, you must always wear a color coordinated gun, holster, belt, spare magazine carrier or you don't stand a chance of being in the top ten to be considered as a gun wearing fashionista...

Oh my, I really do have a dilemma.

My dark Glock 19 is lovingly holstered in a black holster, but, oh my, my, my, I feel faint. My (gulp) elephant hide gun belt is only dark brown, not black.

What to do, boo hoo hoo, my knickers are in a twist over this...