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TVGuy,

My apologies old darling...

I have you mixed up with another using a similar name.

anygunanywhere,

Actually I am, but I do love "sport complaining".

And, Mr. Millennial, for yer information, what you're reading isn't a list of grievances.

It is a list of do's and don'ts.

As in: Don't post misspelled non-words like "Alot" or "Noone" or the contemptible "Loose" when some blockhead means "Lose".

Get with the program and add your favorite, most hated posting specific...

Now, back to slurping black, dense, powerful, mind expanding coffee, oh yeah.

One of these days, some of you jackanapes will ascend to old guy status, if accident or bad health doesn't get you first.

I have a friend (68) who still says "cool".

O.K.

You're still young at heart, but I'm sorry 'dude' if you're over 50 you sound like you have a case of "onset stunted adult" when you attempt to sound, I hate this work, "hip"...jargon is for kids, not adults.

Yeah, and you better not say "Fanny Pack" in New Zealand.

Thankfully, "If I told you, I'll have to kill you" has finally fallen out of favor, by those unoriginal souls.

Sadly, "I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night" proudly bleated by some as if it was originated by them, completely un-embarressed to lay claim to such an utterance, revealing their lack of originality and how entirely unaware some are of their marketing conditioning.

Lemmings...

As long as one is a PT he might consider joining "Pretentious Twits Anonymous".

They get together once a month and never converse like normal people, but blat out every "other than American pretentious twit-ism" they can contrive to invent.

They're all very impressed with each other...

If you're Australian, you're qualified to say "good on ya" sometimes followed with "mate".

If you're not Australian, and you go for the "good on ya", you're a pretentious twit.

If you're a man, never, under any circumstances are you to utter: "It's to die for..."

The same applies to “Ciao” unless you happen to be Italian, otherwise you're just another PT, yah moron. You aren't impressing anyone with your simulated worldly sophistication.

What did you say?

Why I oughta...

Now, get off my lawn, meathead.

Being commanded to "Enjoy" when a waiter serves me what I'm paying for.

I might or I might not "Enjoy" it.

It could be wonderful or mediocre or vomit inducing.

Keep yer premature "Enjoy" to yourself maggot.