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WildBill,

Thank you for that "laugh out loud" moment!

Oldgringo,

I told my wife the same thing, with one exception.

I suggested she could throw some old tires on me (ah, when I'm dead that is) and throw some gasoline on it and sent me ablaze in the back yard, but apparently there are laws against that...

Could sure save some money and hassle though, but NOOOOO the funeral homes would have a hissy...

Oldgringo,

Can you imagine showing up at the Cotillion or your Debutante Ball and only wearing some grungy ole EDC holster and gun?

Heavens!

You'd want your finest, most delicately engraved/filigreed hawg leg strapped to your gown, er, I mean, your trousers. I think...

Oh, I feel the vapors coming on...oh my!

WildBill,

Maybe gay would be more accurate.

Remember, he and Tonto had to go into couples therapy when the Lone Ranger found out what "Kemosabe" really meant...

"OMG! Y'all sound like a bunch of girly girls!"

Yes, perhaps a "lace" holster would be a lovely alternative to stinky old leather or heavens, the "ever so gauche" kydex.

I feel like swooning!

My hand is fanning my face to keep from passing out!!