That reminds me of G. Gordon Liddy being sworn in to testify at the Watergate committee:tomneal wrote:"Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?"
I think: "Heck no!".
"Do you swear to tell the truth?"
"No."
"Ummmm.... what?"
"I'm going to lie like a dog."
(or words to that effect)
After some flustering and consternation, they just started asking him questions. ;)
Kevin