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A man enters a bank in downtown Manhattan, and asks for a loan of $2,000 for a trip to Europe. The loan officer asks for collateral, so the man points to his Rolls Royce parked outside. The loan officer does a title search, and upon determining it's clear, takes the keys to the car and parks it in its underground parking lot. The loan officer and his co-workers get a good laugh at how stupid he must be to borrow $2,000 against a Rolls.

The man returns from his vacation and comes in to get his car. He repays the $2,000, plus a minimal amount of interest. The loan officer, while laughing at the man says "sir, while you were gone, we did some checking. You are a millionaire many times over. Why did you need to borrow such a small sum of money? Are you that foolish?” The man replies, “I am not foolish. Perhaps you are the foolish one. Where else in New York City can I park my Rolls Royce for two weeks and have it so secure for such a small sum???”

...so, "loan" em to a pawn shop.