When given an economic stimulus check and told by my lovely bride that it is going towards visa debt and not a sweet Les Baer; my reply :
Oh, c'mon! Do you realize stimulus checks are just a prelude to anarchy?! We have dems who are willing to hand our country over on a silver platter and I'm not ready to start learning arabic! Heck...It was hard enough learning espanol in Ms. Jones' class.....iEscuchame! --- I was admittedly on a rant with poor command of any language...native or not; for that sweet 1911...never got it. dang it.
When all else fails and I'm caught red handed, rat out the board:
Man, I'm not half as 'bad' as these guys on texaschlforum.com!
