Keith B wrote:I participated in a realistic tornado drill when I was in Jr. High school. They bandaged about 100 of us and sent us to the two local hospitals. I had a piece of sheet metal protruding from my side. When I got to the hospital I was to be in shock and unable to speak. The Dr. kept asking me what was wrong with me instead of reading the tag. I finally had to point to the tag to show him I was unable to speak due to severe shock. He looked kinda put out, looked at the location of the metal and said 'Well, that is into his spleen and he's not gonna make it'.

I said 'Well, gee, thanks for nothing Doc!' and he just walked off.
Sorry Keith, but this is hilarious.
