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Someone should warn this LSU assistant professor concerning the rampant use of Dihydrogen Monoxide in our nation's schools and the unquestionable link between DHMO and school violence. Perhaps he could write another article.

"A recent stunning revelation is that in every single instance of violence in our country's schools, including infamous shootings in high schools in Denver and Arkansas, Dihydrogen Monoxide was involved. In fact, students of all ages can often easily acquire DHMO within the assumed safe confines of school buildings. School administrators typically have no idea of precisely how much of the substance available or is in use within their schools."

. . . assistant professor of political science at Louisiana State University. A PhD candidate in political science

Well there's your problem.