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I turn 79 tomorrow, so I have to find entertainment wherever I can. I ALWAYS pull out my CHL for answer to the request for photo ID. When it is refused and I am asked for a drivers license, I pull out my pilots license (which has no photo on it) and argue that it takes more skill to pass a pilots license than a drivers license. Then when asked for ANYTHING with my photo on it, I pull out my military ID (with photo on it). That seems to confuse them even more and is most often refused. That allows me to go into a tirade about why Texas cannot honor a Department of Defense ID, since Texas was a part of the USA last time I checked.
I save another for special occasions, I have an International Drivers License, issued back when I was about 20 years old. Yep, it never expires and you never get a new photo. They look at my balding grey hair and shake their head, and while they are still stunned, I state "but madam, you requested to see my drivers license!"