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i have had fun with TSA twice so far. lI have a pacemaker and defibrillator, and I wear shorts with suspenders, the suspenders are with metal buckles. I have been sternly instructed to remove the suspenders because they set off the wand. I politely inform them that my shorts will fall off if I do that, but they frown and become more demanding that I remove the suspenders. The place usually turns into a loud uproar when my shorts fall to my ankles (I do wear undershorts though).
For full effect, I just stand there waiting what seems the longest time while the TSA lady recomposes herself and finally realizes that I am waiting for her next command - - to pull my shorts back up.