Better Call Saul.
I am reminded, somewhat, of a day in the late 1970s when I boarded an elevator in the NY State Legislative Office Building and a young attorney/legislator of some note got on behind me carrying a large, and lit, cigar. I pointed out to this esteemed being that there was a law in NY State, that he himself had helped pass, making it illegal to smoke in an elevator, and his response was that he wasn't smoking, the cigar was. This interaction as well as a few others of a similar nature, has colored my opinion of attorneys and legislators ever since.
I'm no tough guy, not even behind a keyboard, so I'm not suggesting I would have done this, it just struck me as a funny thought... you should have snatched the cigar out of his mouth, stomped it out on the floor, and said: "there. I took care of it for you. Now your cigar's not smoking any more."
