Scott, I don't know you except for your posts, but, dang, man, I can't just sit on my hands this time. You have completely misinterpreted, yet again, the original poster's plight.ScottDLS wrote:Never mind the lawyer, I have my Bail Bondsman's number on speed dial as well as memorized, along with my phone card number, to call from jail pay phones. I've got a deal with him where he has a security interest in my house so I can make a bond of up to $300,000. That should cover me for 30.06 violations and other class C's where I might "take the ride".
After shooting phone calls are no laughing matter.
There you are, in the tense aftermath of a shooting, hoping nobody notices you're still carrying a replica cap-and-ball hog leg from 2015's protests. You're trying to adopt the right first-blood-tacticool attitude as they cuff you, and there she is. Brittany from card member services on your mobile phone. Press "1" to be connected to a live obfuscator or "2" to be put on our do-not-hesitate-to-call-forever list. Just as you get the credit card deal of a lifetime from her and you've almost got your driver's license out for the nice investigator, ring-ring-ring!
It's the IRS calling with a Pakistani accent. No sooner have you Pay-pal'd seven grand to who-knows-who to keep the IRS off your back, the next caller on your cell phone gives you a chance to win a 747, a mega-yacht, or a bag of stale peanuts if you'll just agree to view some prime real estate in Groesbeck, or Muleshoe, or somewhere.
I hear some jurisdictions are so desperate for a chance to talk to the accused they don't even bother to book them until they get back from their all expense paid (see offer for details) Caribbean cruises.
And it's even worse when a telemarketer is arrested. Telemarketers get only one phone call like the rest of us, but they make that one phone call 10,000 times while the Magistrate is twiddling his thumbs sucking down taxpayer overtime. And we wonder why property tax is so outrageous!
No, Scott, you're completely... Hang on, somebody's calling. My computer is infected with viruses. Fortunately, they will fix it for free as soon as I qualify with my Mastercard and Social Security numbers.
I'll get back to you.