Dateline, South Carolina - Today, America's Sweetheart Michael Bloomberg announced funding to derail a legislative plot infringing the rights of left wing journalists.
A spokesmatron from Moms Demand Adjectives praised Bloomberg's gesture, saying measures to license news writers targets basic freedom. "They say all they want to get are manual typewriters because no one needs them. Next they will come after our Selectrics, and before long the Bureau of Allegory, Trope, and Figures of Speech (BATF) will require an English professor to sign off before you can get a word processor."
A representative from the Coalition To Stop Grammar Violations agreed journalism faces a slippery slope. "They came for assault weapons, and the media was delighted to report it. Then they came for high capacity magazines, and no correspondents wrote in opposition to the tyranny. If they get the journalists, who is going to write the headlines praising common sense restrictions? They should just think about that!"
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- Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:48 pm
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Legislative brilliance - regulate journalists
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If I understand correctly, his point is to highlight the differing respect the left gives the first and second amendments.
Brilliant. I don't know anything about this guy, but this is great.
If I understand correctly, his point is to highlight the differing respect the left gives the first and second amendments.
Brilliant. I don't know anything about this guy, but this is great.