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Some questions trespass the cosmic unknown.

Philosophers will always listen with dread fascination for the elusive sound of a majestic redwood, alone and unobserved in the forest, falling.

Some questions will always transcend uncertainty.

If Chuck Norris is alone in the woods, unobserved, and breaks wind, he is without doubt silent but deadly.

Wow, that was tasteless. Apologies, all.

Say it isn't so! Those trees are tied in a granny knot, not a proper reef knot (also known as a square knot to lubbers)!