I've blamed them for other things up until now!Pawpaw wrote:That's what dogs are for.Soccerdad1995 wrote:One of the benefits of having kids is that you get to blame them when you break something. Doesn't work as well once they learn to talk.TVGuy wrote:Pretty funny and somehow both of you are right!Soccerdad1995 wrote:I don't know about that. My wife and I have 3 kids and yet she seems to always know that I was the one who broke the lamp.Pawpaw wrote:You do realize people with only one child don't really qualify as parents, right?
If you only have one child, you always know who broke the lamp.
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- Thu Jun 23, 2016 12:44 pm
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- Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:49 am
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Pretty funny and somehow both of you are right!Soccerdad1995 wrote:I don't know about that. My wife and I have 3 kids and yet she seems to always know that I was the one who broke the lamp.Pawpaw wrote:You do realize people with only one child don't really qualify as parents, right?
If you only have one child, you always know who broke the lamp.
- Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:44 am
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Thanks to all for the congrats and advice! We couldn't be more excited. Even though it is a surprise I'm really looking forward to it!
- Thu Jun 16, 2016 3:15 pm
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Congrats on the grandchild Mojo!
- Thu Jun 16, 2016 3:05 pm
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My wife wouldn't even let me get her a pink AR-15! I don't know if she would let our daughter, if that's what it turns out to be, have one!LSUTiger wrote:Congratulations!
Join the club! I was 37 when I had my first and 39 for my second. The crazy thing is we did it on purpose! Not to scare you but I soon realized I'm too old for this stuff! LOL, but I couldn't live with out them!
Now for the important gun stuff. I started them with a pink savage rascal .22 LR bolt action rifle and by request for something "louder" I'm currently giving a S&W M&P15T a gender reassignment with pink furniture, pink magazines and hello kitty insignia. I'm gonna post pics once I get all the pink stuff in and perform surgery. The good thing is I can always convert it back to a black scary evil rifle.
Cherish every moment, they grow up fast!
- Thu Jun 16, 2016 3:03 pm
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Thank you all! Amazing how quickly one's whole perspective on life can change in a few short days.
- Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:16 pm
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That this is the last Father's Day that I won't be one myself. I'm not allowed to tell anyone and since none of y'all know me I guess that works out well.
We never planned on having children, something we were both in agreement with.
I'm almost 39 and my wife just turned 40. I spent Sunday at the tactical range and arrived home about 7pm (she didn't go because she hadn't been feeling well). She grabbed me a beer and some lighter clothes...let me relax for a few minutes.
Then she said, "when you have a minute, I have a surprise for you." When I came inside, she pulled out that "magical" test stick. I was terrified...I mean really terrified. She was in shock...had only taken it about an hour beforehand.
Despite the fact that this wasn't the plan, I think I'm the happiest man on the planet right now. We've both embraced it and can't wait to see what comes next.
I'll have a new partner on the tactical range before I know it!
Thanks for letting me share, had to let it out somewhere!
We never planned on having children, something we were both in agreement with.
I'm almost 39 and my wife just turned 40. I spent Sunday at the tactical range and arrived home about 7pm (she didn't go because she hadn't been feeling well). She grabbed me a beer and some lighter clothes...let me relax for a few minutes.
Then she said, "when you have a minute, I have a surprise for you." When I came inside, she pulled out that "magical" test stick. I was terrified...I mean really terrified. She was in shock...had only taken it about an hour beforehand.
Despite the fact that this wasn't the plan, I think I'm the happiest man on the planet right now. We've both embraced it and can't wait to see what comes next.
I'll have a new partner on the tactical range before I know it!

Thanks for letting me share, had to let it out somewhere!