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There were two men seated next to each other, waiting for their citizenship interviews. One was very nervous, the other was quite relaxed. The nervous one asked the other why he was so calm. The latter said he wrote down all the answers to the questions in his underwear. Sure enough, the cheater aced the interview. The nervous guy asked to borrow the cheater's tightie whities. They swapped in the men's room. After the nervous guy's interview, cheater asks him how it went. Nervous guy says he failed. Cheater asks why. Nervous guy said, "Well, the interviewer asked me who the President of the United States is. I answered... "Fruit of the Loom"!