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by oohrah
Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:04 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home
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Re: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home

Pilgrim wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2020 11:28 pm A thirstyTexas man who was blind walked into a bar to get a drink of water. He asked the person serving him if they wanted to hear a blonde joke. The server said mister before you tell a blonde joke there is something you need to know. This is a motorcycle gang bar and I am the toughest female bartender you are going to find and I am blonde. The woman sitting next to you is the badest motorcycle momma and she is blonde. The woman sitting on the other side of you is a champion MMA fighter and she is blonde. Now are you sure you want to tell that blonde joke?
He hung his head and said "No.
Y'all wouldn't get it."
I thought the punchline was "Well, not if I have to tell it three times!"

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