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by chuck j
Fri Oct 07, 2016 5:42 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: NEW: Texas Clown Issue
Replies: 51
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Re: NEW: Texas Clown Issue

chuck j wrote:The clown problem is much overstated . During the colonial period in Texas Stephen F. Austin's settlement lost several colonists to clowns . Clowns in those days roamed in small packs or bands scavenging a subsistence living by foraging killing the occasional unwary immigrant to strip of belongings to trade across the border for baggy pants , unbelievably huge floppy shoes , twirling bow ties and tiny bicycles . When independence was won from Mexico the new Texas Rangers soon had a profound effect on the marauding clowns who had virtually taken over the southern half of the state . The clown menace was quickly brought under control by captain Coffee of the Rangers . Order was restored .

Tune in for the next chapter of ....CLOWNS IN TEXAS !


Many of these clowns interrogated into the popular culture of the time and their descendants are still with us . Many civil servants such as mayors of the largest citys in the state owe their success to being of clown linage . Clown genes pop up in many legislators give them leverage of want to be clown constituents. Seems clowns are making a come back ! Lets hear it !!....Here come the clowns !
by chuck j
Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:53 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: NEW: Texas Clown Issue
Replies: 51
Views: 9511

Re: NEW: Texas Clown Issue

The clown problem is much overstated . During the colonial period in Texas Stephen F. Austin's settlement lost several colonists to clowns . Clowns in those days roamed in small packs or bands scavenging a subsistence living by foraging killing the occasional unwary immigrant to strip of belongings to trade across the border for baggy pants , unbelievably huge floppy shoes , twirling bow ties and tiny bicycles . When independence was won from Mexico the new Texas Rangers soon had a profound effect on the marauding clowns who had virtually taken over the southern half of the state . The clown menace was quickly brought under control by captain Coffee of the Rangers . Order was restored .

Tune in for the next chapter of ....CLOWNS IN TEXAS !

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