Now for my story. My EDC, Kershaw Blur, had just been hand sharpened to the degree that your eye would bleed if you stared at it for more than a second. I had quickly withdrawn it from the right pocket, firmly grasping it my right hand and initiated the assisted opening knob. I then swung it about in the air. Luckily the head reacted to a backward duck, but the knife smoothly sliced the chin all the way to the chin bone. 911 was called, the police (thanks to witnesses) concluded that the attacker, who had ran away (squealing like a stuck pig((pun intended)) was lucky and I was the intended victim. He was later picked up at a ER getting sewed up.
J/k but I thought it was a good story.
