I've had a hatred for squirrels since they destroyed my first gardening endeavor, aka the Mr. Miyagi Project, by chewing every piece of red cedar I used. My wife believes I'm pathological on the subject and she now refers to squirrels as "Bob".03Lightningrocks wrote:I think I found a connection between squirrels and the bacon shortage. They are hoarding bacon!!
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That the filthy little critters are hoarding bacon comes as no surprise. They have, over the years, taken:
Chevy 15" rallye wheel center cap, Japanese pull saw, H&S garden hand spade, small porcelain garden sculpture, large bronze garden sculpture, pink flamingo head, Japanese rock rake, small garden stone with Japanese character for "peace" inscribed, lit "Opus X" number 5, cap/cork for Glenfiddich 18, Daisy CO2 BB pistol, mint condition 35 year old boonie/gardern hat, lit MonteCristo Afrique Kilimanjaro, tumbler with at least an inch of Dalmore Cigar Malt, a pair of OD green fatigue pants cut off just above the knee, and the list goes on and on.....